How to Fake Sick

Choose a way on how to Fake Sick that’s suits you most

How to Fake Sick? Don’t want to go to work? Want to skip school because you didn’t do your homework or you have a test tomorrow? Whatever the reason it is you want to fake sick, you have found the guides to do so! Here you will find complete guides helping you to fake sick including tips, dos and don’t s and much more. There are a lot of ways to fake sick!

How to Fake Sick

How to Fake Sick

Go ahead and choose the sickness that suits you the most for the moment!

How to Fake Sneeze

How to Fake Sneeze? A fake sneeze is one of the most well known strategies in trying to fake a cold. The fake sneeze is one of the easiest tactics anyone could use, and when you sneeze repeatedly or sneeze and have a runny eyes and watery eyes, people will think you’re sick. Since sneezing […]

How to Fake Cry

Fake crying is best when you want to convince someone that your sad, sick or getting sick. Most of the time teachers/colleagues etc. will believe you’re sad or (getting) sick if you add a little fake cry session. Its actually quite easy to fake cry, some people will only have tot think off a sad (fictional) event […]

How to Fake Faint

Real fainting is a sudden loss of consciousness and is most common for teenagers and people of older age. It is normal for people to at least faint once in their lifetime. So if you’re in one of these age ranges, you can use this how to fake sick method. My advice If you’re not […]

How to Fake a Cold

How to Fake a Cold is as easy as faking all the other sicknesses we have. Most of the people have a common cold at least once a year. It is the most common disease humans have. Children actually have the cold most often (between six and twelve times a year). A really similar disease […]

How to Throw Up

How to throw up | induce vomiting? Doing that is extremely simple, especially when you are already sick or feel nauseous. Even if you are not sick it should still be extremely easy. The only thing about throwing up is that you need some nerves to do it. Some people have no problem at all […]

How to Fake a Headache

Fake a headache is one of the easiest and best ways to fake being sick. It is completely normal for someone to have a headache so faking it should not be difficult and most people will believe you without a doubt. If you are planning on faking something you could use more often or a […]

How to Fake a Sore Throat

Faking a sore throat is definitely a very easy way to fake sick. Sore throat alone though will probably not help you to stay home from school or work. And you usually don’t have just sore throat but have it as a symptom of another sickness you are might plan faking. So going for a […]

How to Fake Dehydration

Fake Dehydration is a symptom for a lot of other sicknesses you might want to fake. It’s good to know how to fake dehydration so if you do use it for another sickness you will know all the details about it. Like all other sicknesses if you want to fake dehydration then the easiest way […]

How to Fake Nausea

Fake nausea should be very easy to achieve, especially if you have some acting skills. There are no real symptoms for nausea except for feeling sick, looking pale, being dizzy, sweating forehead and almost always it ends up in you vomiting, depending of course what the real reason is that you are feeling nauseous. Only […]

How to Fake a Fever

How to Fake a Fever is easy, to fake a fever we will need to know how to cause the symptoms. Most important thing to remember while faking a fever is not to overdo it. Fake a fever higher than 104 F/39.5 C will get you busted. If you want to fake a really high […]

How to Fake the Flu

Fake the Flu, the perfect way to stay home/fake sick for a long time. Faking this will last around a whole week so you can skip work or school for quite some time. A whole exam week! Flu is also very common sickness so it will not be all that difficult and believable to fake. […]

How to Fake Diarrhea

Fake diarrhea is one of the easiest ways to fake sick. It is the best last minute way to get out of an appointment, stay home from school or work. If you have limited time to get out of something then diarrhea attack will be the way to do it. If you have enough time […]

Precautions on Faking Sick

Be careful and always remember remove your browsing history! Don’t however remove everything because in that case it is too obvious that you are trying to hide something from someone. You wont have to do this if nobody else except for you has access to the computer, smart-phone or other device you are using to find a way on how to fake sick!

Never tell anyone that you are planning on faking sick, even your friends might tell on you. Faking sick together with someone is always suspicious. If the person is one of your friends and a classmate you will most definitely get busted. Still possible to do that though, but you will have to choose a long term sickness that is contagious.

Don’t fake sick too often, it will be suspicious and people will think you have serious problems with your health and will take you to the doctor. If you really need to do it often you might want to choose a chronic disease like migraine or something like that.

Don’t use drugs to Fake Sick

No point in doing that. We have guides that help you fake sick without supplements. Using drugs to stay home from school or work is stupid. You are much better of with good preparations and smart ways to fake sick. is not responsible for the consequences of you faking sick!

While you are still here…

We can’t think of any real good reasons to fake sick. The most common thing is for students to fake sick just not to go to school because they are either too lazy or they have an exam the following day and they didn’t learn quite good enough if at all… Skipping school is not a good idea at all. I know you think it doesn’t matter for that one time or maybe you don’t even think that school makes any difference at all. We the fact is that it actually does. Don’t think that your parents send you to school and are hoping that you get good grades is all for nothing. You may not realize it yet but getting good education will be extremely important later on. Teenagers often don’t realize that kind of stuff. Have overall knowledge of everything is good. It grows your brain which makes it easier for you later on in life. There are of course people that are rich and famous that never finished school. But most of them though did go to a high class university and dropped out because they found a hole in the market. But then again, what makes you think you will be one of them? I’m not saying you are dumb but 99,999% of them were just lucky to find that perfect thing!

So maybe faking sick to stay out of school is not a very good idea at all. Skipping just one day will show you how easy it can be and I’m sure after the first successful time faking sick you will do it more and more!

So please, think again. Is it worth it?

If you have any questions at all don’t hesitate to ask. We are here to answer them!

138 thoughts on “How to Fake Sick

  1. ayah

    lol last time i did this it didnt work xD my mom would care if i was sick or not if she did not have work or a meeting on that day so it was a fail for me once i was able to do this because my mom was working from home but the fail is i was actually sick and i was actually vomiting so FAIL FOR ME LOL

      1. Kathe

        A great way to fake sneeze to like sneeze into a tissue or something because i dont know about you but i am horrible at fake sneezing…. But when i fake sneeze into tissue i get away withit every time

      2. FlibberDoodles

        U should try making ur own vomit or puke by getting expired canned pineapple, chocolate, marshmellows, moldy cheese and spoiled milk pour it into the toilet sink or trash can, make some barf sounds, and put chocolate syrup in your mouth for the smell.

  2. Mackenzie

    Also Just thought I would give everyone a hint if this is a family sharing computer (or whatever) I would delete this off your history just incase 🙂

    1. Skyler Storm

      Also for the throw up one, Get some green food that is liquid go to the bathroom with your food spill it out in the toliet trashcan or sink open the bathroom door show your parents tell them that your head andd stomach hurt, and then BAM the magic happens. By magic I mean you get to stay home. But I am really sick. I am not faking. I have a sore throat and I throw up A LOT its horrible. I DONT LIKE IT. But i get too stay home from school. 😀

  3. lucy

    Another way to fake being sick is to have HOT and I mean hot water in your sink so that if you mom or dad is going to take your temperature you say you stomach hurts so that you can go to the bathroom and make your head hot with a wash rag and make the thermometer hot so that it will make you seem like your sick and the last part is ACT SICK!!!
    Sorry if this dosent work 🙁

  4. Arandomperson

    I’ve faked sick before but you don’t actually have to throw up just find some chunky cream soup and other liquidy foods that smell pour it over your trash can and a little on yourself moan a bit and act pitiful and miserable….

    It’s worked for me a few times hope it works for anyone else.

    1. Shanaz Begum

      you could also get a glass of water with u when going to the toilet so u could throw the water in the toilet whilst making vomit noises!!! But remember hide the glass under a towel and fake vomit when there’s someone nearby. I hope this works!(☆^ー^☆)

  5. Mark

    I’m planning on faking sick, and when my mom goes to work, go out with some friends with the day. I don’t want to act so sick that I need to be taken to the doctor or hospital but I don’t want to be not sick enough to stay home. I also don’t want to be so sick that my mom feels the need to stay home with me all day. Does anyone have any idea of what sickness I should use and how I could pull this off?

    Note: my mom is very smart and stubborn.

  6. cupcake girl

    I faked sick many times and my mom didn’t caught me so those r the people that’s trying to fake sick some tips
    1. If u was sick the day before use it from the day before that u was sick
    2. Wake up at 1am and moan and groan to your parent room when they hear you moaning beside there bed they’ll ask you what’s wrong say to them your stomach hurts then run to the bathroom lift up the toliet lid and make fake vomiting noise get a glass of water and pour it in the loo and if your parent standing beside the door hearing you vomiting act slushy and tired.
    3. If they sends you to school then ask the teacher if u can go to the bathroom then when u come back tell the teacher you threw up and the teacher will give u a pass to head down to the nurse office then when u get to the nurse office tell the nurse you feel sick and if the nurse takes your temperture run to the bathroom and put hot water on your face then when you come out then the nurse checks your temp maybe it would be100 dregs then Tell the nurse you feel nausea and think that your bout to throw up then the nurse will give you a bin or a bucket to puke in then run to the bathroom and come back and say nothing coming out then 5mins stood up put the bin or bucket on your lap and faces your head in there and say nothing coming out! Then run to the bathroom and come back tell the nurse you threw up allot then she will call ur mom to come pick u up from school cos you feel sick.
    4. When your mom or dad comes to pick u up hold your stomach in groan and moan bout your stomach hurting again but dont over use it again cos they can might take to a docs
    Good luck for the people that want to fake sick

  7. :0)

    I’m really glad you faked sick to stay home and make this site on how to fake sick.

    1. Anonymous

      Omg worked so Good got me 2 stay hm from school

  8. :0)

    when i was in school, I would sleep until 10 am. Then say “I’m not going to school. It’s too late” and my mom would say “Yeah cool.”

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  9. Ellie

    I’m already sick with a cold, I have a horrible sore throat and it feels like I’ve swallowed knives.
    I’m faking the flu because my parents are strict when it comes to days off.

    1. Tyler

      My parents are the same way. They won’t let me stay home unless I’m sick enough to go to the doctor.

  10. anonymous

    How do I continue staying fake sick during the day? My mom doesn’t work!!! I get so bored of lying in bed all day!!!

  11. Gigi

    My dad once made me go to soccer after I threw up, I have the headache thing going for tonight how else should I make it look real? How could I actually give myself a headache without banging my head?

  12. xenia

    I onve faked sicked and ended up in the hospital discovering i really have a virus.

  13. Cheese guy

    And I fucked your mother and took a shit on your roof

  14. Fishy

    I already want to throw up. So if I do now will I skip school tomorrow?

    1. jeanine

      my mom already knew that i was faking when i tried to fake a temp. and sneeze. this is the worst website EVER. you now owe me 5 minutes of my life back

  15. beth

    i fake faint sometimes cos i ave a very low Bp…. jt to stay at hm all day 2 watch ma fav movie and play video games….

  16. alisha

    Best thing is to have fake lbm or poopy syndrome… A day before u want to do that you have to show them that u suddenly go to the CR. If your parents Is like a supervisor, you have to eat assorted food before you fool them. Then after, tell them you’re sick. Need acting skills but not OA. Then, don’t forget to hide the medicine for that sickness… Just act u are sick, especially when they are around.

  17. Duckn Cunnt

    Oh, you’re a website about sickies? Tell us more about why we shouldn’t chuck one then XD

  18. Siena

    It worked!! I was already snotty and sneazey so I just said I had a sore
    Througt she asked me if I wanted to stay home so I said “like yea, I guess”
    The fake sneeze, cough and the look out the window it works for me

  19. Alethea

    I really need to skip school tmr because I have way too much homework given by my school teachers and a misunderstanding between me and a art teacher over late submitted homework and I have hee lesson tomorrow. But the school system where I live in requires that you show a medical certificate or parents letter (which I doubt my mum will even bother to write to be excused from school because letters most likely will not be approved by the principal) I first tried to whine and tell my mum that I had a lot of work that was graded (it’s true) and starting breaking down a bit and that I was stressed hoping she’ll show some leniency to me considering she wrote a letter for my sis in the same school before. However, she just fiercely told me to just finish everything and said she didn’t freaking bother if I failed or whatever (and it’s impossible to finish so much even if I stay up through the whole night) I do not want to give a crappy piece of work that is counted to be given up. Or worse, not completed at all. I hope you could reply this fast as it is already 8pm close to 9pm here and I freaking out too. I think I’ll have a better shot faking it to my dad so please give me some tips too. Thank you very much

  20. Ryan

    My parents are super good at telling if I’m faking and I hate football practice so what do I do🤔🤔

  21. 😍😘😂

    I’ve faked a sickness quite a few times SUCCESSFULLY! Here are some tips.

    1.The day/night before complain a little bit about feeling ill eg. Headache, feeling sick, being cold, burning up (careful they might wanna check your temp) ect.

    2.wake up at like 3am or something like that and say u have been sick to your parents then take a glass of water and fake being sick OR something that almost definitely works is putting ur hand down your throat (be careful to take it out BEFORE you’re sick) you will probably gag Then be sick hopefully🤞.

    3. “Blow” ur nose an secretly spit in the tissue ten look at it and moan😫😦.

    4.put your head on a radiator or hang it upside down (wierd I know but works for me) then you will feel hot when someone feel your head.

    5. If you are at school ask 2 go to the toilet and come back saying you were sick they will never know😉.

    6.let your eyes and face droop down to wake you look tired an I’ll.

    7.dont overdo it or it will be obvious that it’s fake!

    Ps. Sos for any spelling errors and hope this helps and works 😀😁😉

  22. Wyndy

    What if your work environment is actually making you depressed, your colleagues are jerjs and your boss is incompetent and you need a quick way out because booking vacation leave needs prior notice and approval?

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