How to throw up | induce vomiting? Doing that is extremely simple, especially when you are already sick or feel nauseous. Even if you are not sick it should still be extremely easy. The only thing about throwing up is that you need some nerves to do it. Some people have no problem at all doing this and don’t even need to push their fingers in deep down their throat.
If the reason that you are reading this is because you think you are fat and want to throw up after eating then please leave and seek medical help. You have a serious sickness and people die because of it.
How to throw up / vomit when you are too drunk
Vomiting when you are drunk and already feel sick is extremely easy. Because you are drunk and you don’t really care or feel much you should simply put you fingers down your throat and vomit. If inducing vomit with your fingers does not work you can add some extras to it.
Sit on a chair that can turn circles to make yourself dizzy, be careful though not to fall or vomit everywhere (it probably will happen anyways). If you don’t have that chair you could just do it standing but you might fall and really hurt yourself so that’s not a very good idea. Well anyway after doing this you should still shove you fingers in your throat, if it doesn’t work immediately just keep them there for a while and touch your throat with the tips of your fingers.
Still not working? Either find something to eat that is really nasty and makes you throw up, drink even more alcohol (might get alcohol poisoning and die though) or let someone hit you in the balls so extremely hard that you throw up due to it (Seriously? Don’t do that! Might lose the opportunity to have children, unless you are female in which case it wont work at all).
How to throw up / vomit when you are feeling nauseous or have food poisoning
When you have food poisoning it might happen that you feel nauseous but really can’t vomit. Vomiting is not that easy when you are not drunk. So you could of course get drunk to induce vomiting but it can be much easier and hey, not everybody drinks alcohol or wants to damage their body.
Everybody has some kind of food that makes them feel sick, if you already are feeling nauseous that will work. But you might not want to eat that because you don’t feel good. Using this and putting your fingers in your throat will induce vomiting!
A really easy way to throw up when you have food poisoning is to get a hold of some strong liquor. preferably vodka or gin, make sure it is at least 40 vol. Pour yourself a few a bit of it (shot glass) in a glass and add some pepper to it. Mix it up, go stand in front of the place where you want to vomit (toilet?) and drink it all that once. This will certainly make you gag, and again if it doesn’t make you throw up immediately which it will you can again push you fingers down your throat and vomit the hell out of yourself!
How to throw up / vomit for no reason
Why would you want to do this? Well if this is about you faking sick then OK. Maybe you just want to throw up in somebody’s face to piss them off or you want to vomit because you can!
There are many easy and hard ways to throw up, the easy ones are described above but need some symptoms though.
Easiest but most disgusting way of doing this is eating and drinking a lot. If you haven’t eaten anything at all then throwing up will be very difficult and you will most likely throw up some stomach acid which really hurts and might burn your throat.
Bit more difficult ways but much more effective are natural (sort of) ways of doing this. There is something that makes everybody vomit. Try roller-coasters, sea-, car sickness, eating the wrong food. You might even find some dog poo or your own and try eating it. I’m sure it will make you throw up, not really hygienic now is it so don’t.
Go ahead and try one of the following delicious recipes that make a lot of people throw up
- Glass of salty water and Tabasco sauce
- Shot of Gin or Vodka with pepper
- Buy some Pepto-Bismol from the pharmacy
- Drink old milk
- Eat Durian if you can get a hold of some (some people really love it though)
How to fake puking / gagging
Vomiting symptoms are actually the same as for nausea because they go together. 99% of the people before vomiting feel nauseous. You might also have diarrhea if you are faking it because of a stomach flu or food poisoning.
To fake vomiting you should first take a look at faking nausea. After successfully faking nausea to your parents / boss you can go ahead and suddenly run to the toilet. Throwing up in front of somebody is much more difficult to fake so you don’t have to do that. If you really want to make sure you are actually feeling nauseous and then push your finger in your throat when nobody is looking and puke in the recycle bin or all over your desk.
When you have reached the toilet then the people outside it should hear gagging noises. Simply put your fingers in your throat, it will make you gag but usually not throw up when you are not actually nauseous, just make sure you didn’t eat a lot before doing this.
Throwing up tips, dos and don’t s
- Drink enough water after throwing up (puking makes you dehydrated)
- Never lay a person that is puking (and drunk) on his back. The person should be laying on one side. Throwing up while lying on you back will make you drown in your own vomit.
- Brush your teeth after throwing up, your breath will stink. Chewing gum will also help
- Throw up in a place that is easy to clean: toilet, sink, outside (will probably not have to clean anything)
- Be careful in why you choose to throw up and how you do it, throwing up is not healthy