How to Throw Up

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How to throw up | induce vomiting? Doing that is extremely simple, especially when you are already sick or feel nauseous. Even if you are not sick it should still be extremely easy. The only thing about throwing up is that you need some nerves to do it. Some people have no problem at all doing this and don’t even need to push their fingers in deep down their throat.

If the reason that you are reading this is because you think you are fat and want to throw up after eating then please leave and seek medical help. You have a serious sickness and people die because of it.

How to Vomit When you are Too Drunk

How to Vomit When you are Too Drunk

How to throw up / vomit when you are too drunk

Vomiting when you are drunk and already feel sick is extremely easy. Because you are drunk and you don’t really care or feel much you should simply put you fingers down your throat and vomit. If inducing vomit with your fingers does not work you can add some extras to it.

Sit on a chair that can turn circles to make yourself dizzy, be careful though not to fall or vomit everywhere (it probably will happen anyways). If you don’t have that chair you could just do it standing but you might fall and really hurt yourself so that’s not a very good idea. Well anyway after doing this you should still shove you fingers in your throat, if it doesn’t work immediately just keep them there for a while and touch your throat with the tips of your fingers.

Still not working? Either find something to eat that is really nasty and makes you throw up, drink even more alcohol (might get alcohol poisoning and die though) or let someone hit you in the balls so extremely hard that you throw up due to it (Seriously? Don’t do that! Might lose the opportunity to have children, unless you are female in which case it wont work at all).

How to Throw up When you are Feeling Nauseous

How to Throw up When you are Feeling Nauseous

How to throw up / vomit when you are feeling nauseous or have food poisoning

When you have food poisoning it might happen that you feel nauseous but really can’t vomit. Vomiting is not that easy when you are not drunk. So you could of course get drunk to induce vomiting but it can be much easier and hey, not everybody drinks alcohol or wants to damage their body.

Everybody has some kind of food that makes them feel sick, if you already are feeling nauseous that will work. But you might not want to eat that because you don’t feel good. Using this and putting your fingers in your throat will induce vomiting!

A really easy way to throw up when you have food poisoning is to get a hold of some strong liquor. preferably vodka or gin, make sure it is at least 40 vol. Pour yourself a few a bit of it (shot glass) in a glass and add some pepper to it. Mix it up, go stand in front of the place where you want to vomit (toilet?) and drink it all that once. This will certainly make you gag, and again if it doesn’t make you throw up immediately which it will you can again push you fingers down your throat and vomit the hell out of yourself!

How to Throw up for No Reason

How to Throw up / Vomit for No Reason

How to throw up / vomit for no reason

Why would you want to do this? Well if this is about you faking sick then OK. Maybe you just want to throw up in somebody’s face to piss them off or you want to vomit because you can!

There are many easy and hard ways to throw up, the easy ones are described above but need some symptoms though.

Easiest but most disgusting way of doing this is eating and drinking a lot. If you haven’t eaten anything at all then throwing up will be very difficult and you will most likely throw up some stomach acid which really hurts and might burn your throat.

Bit more difficult ways but much more effective are natural (sort of) ways of doing this. There is something that makes everybody vomit. Try roller-coasters, sea-, car sickness, eating the wrong food. You might even find some dog poo or your own and try eating it. I’m sure it will make you throw up, not really hygienic now is it so don’t.

Go ahead and try one of the following delicious recipes that make a lot of people throw up

  • Glass of salty water and Tabasco sauce
  • Shot of Gin or Vodka with pepper
  • Buy some Pepto-Bismol from the pharmacy
  • Drink old milk
  • Eat Durian if you can get a hold of some (some people really love it though)
How to Fake Puking

How to Fake Puking

How to fake puking / gagging

Vomiting symptoms are actually the same as for nausea because they go together. 99% of the people before vomiting feel nauseous. You might also have diarrhea if you are faking it because of a stomach flu or food poisoning.

To fake vomiting you should first take a look at faking nausea. After successfully faking nausea to your parents / boss you can go ahead and suddenly run to the toilet. Throwing up in front of somebody is much more difficult to fake so you don’t have to do that. If you really want to make sure you are actually feeling nauseous and then push your finger in your throat when nobody is looking and puke in the recycle bin or all over your desk.

When you have reached the toilet then the people outside it should hear gagging noises. Simply put your fingers in your throat, it will make you gag but usually not throw up when you are not actually nauseous, just make sure you didn’t eat a lot before doing this.

Throwing up tips, dos and don’t s

  • Drink enough water after throwing up (puking makes you dehydrated)
  • Never lay a person that is puking (and drunk) on his back. The person should be laying on one side. Throwing up while lying on you back will make you drown in your own vomit.
  • Brush your teeth after throwing up, your breath will stink. Chewing gum will also help
  • Throw up in a place that is easy to clean: toilet, sink, outside (will probably not have to clean anything)
  • Be careful in why you choose to throw up and how you do it, throwing up is not healthy

216 thoughts on “How to Throw Up”

  2. Shirley

    To throw up just watch a lamp speak Spanish while eating cheddar popcorn

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    2. Layla Martin

      U are so dumb! U offered stupid ridiculas info that made no sense!! And out of the realm of most possibilities “” roller coasters “” REALLY????? U need to educate yourself before u post websites!! Ummmmm, on info u actually have from solid sources!!! It’s like “Hi I’m stupid” leave me a nice comment! Even though I clearly don’t know what I’m talking about!!

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      1. Poppy Weathers

        Um Layla we can all see who the uneducated one is here, maybe stop using text slang and people might start listening to your waffle

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      2. Anonomyous

        Fam, I came to skip school, you came to be an idiot, leave please.

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        1. Anonymous

          I also came to skip school lol. And I are vegetables the night before so it looked extra gross.

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      3. Em

        Some of those tips do work, some better than others, and some may or may not work for certain people (i.e: people without a gag reflex, high tolerance to disgusting combinations, roller coasters, car sickness, etc) but the general idea was clearly stated, and there is helpful tips for those who need it. The only person that actually sounds “stupid” here is you, for going off about the writer of this who “clearly doesn’t know” anything about the topic.

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        1. Lily

          I have no gag reflex, the reason I want to be sick is there has been a few days where I feel extremely sick but can’t be sick and I just want to get it out of me because next week I have a few important uni visits

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      5. Happy girl

        Um I found it helpful thank you very much and do not call some one dump ok

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      9. ANNONOMYS

        Layla your dumb if anyone is people came there to learn stuff you came here to hate so kys

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        1. Anonymous

          F u
          How do i know what people go through in their dayliy lives and don’t need u adding on to it

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          1. Anon

            Layla may not have been right in saying what they said but you should nver tell somebody to kill themselves. That’s a horrible thing to say to someone.

        2. Cate Cichy

          STOP! Stop being rude to Layla you are being a big Cyber-bully Layla is not dumb she is just a person like everybody else. She is no different then you. If she’s dumb your a big stupid head!

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          1. Daniel bailey

            Look. People. Chill. There are people here who may be young and these ride words are brain washing the next generation. So just stop the rude words.
            And I am not taking any bodies sides. You shouldn’t be mean to people on line, but Layla, this information may help others like myself, who are just looking for a simple remedy. Different people vomit for different reasons, at different things!
            PS. I am one of those ‘ younger people’.

      13. Eduardo

        Says the person who can’t even spell ridiculous or use proper punctuation…😒
        At Least this person is trying!
        If you don’t like it then just leave. No one really asked you if you thought it was dumb.

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      14. Lucy cran

        I like this post and it helped me a lot so I don’t think anybody should be mean pointing to someone and that the only one it stupid is the people that call it to other people that are heartless and b***** so I think you did well

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      17. The roaster coaster

        I came to skip school, you came thinking you were right. Now go back to bikini bottem and play the clarinet squidward

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      18. Ted Poo

        i didn’t see one full stop or correctly used exclamation mark through that whole comment

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      19. Kyla

        Um. You need to educate yourself, you can’t even spell! How about you stop being a hypocrites and just not return. Go back to school kiddo

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      21. Cal Wolfe

        You also need to educate yourself apparently. I’ve decided to rewrite your paragraph so that it is readable.

        “You are so dumb! You offered stupid, ridiculous info that made no sense, and some of it was out of the realm of most possibility! ‘Rollercoasters’? Really?! You need to educate yourself before you post websites, and use info from reliable sources! I feel like you’re saying “Hi I’m stupid, leave me a nice comment, even though I clearly don’t know what I’m talking about!”

        Now I will address your points. Quite a few of these tips are from reliable sources, and most of them will work. While some of the ideas are unlikely, there are more than enough to balance that out. While the article was poorly written, it was educated (and significantly more than your comment, I might add!), along with not even asking for comments!

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      24. Sssssssf

        Stop being a dick. They are just trying to inform people on what they think is correct. If you’re so clever write it yourself. Nobody asked for your opinion or mean comments

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      25. Unknown

        Lmao I just came here to skip school and I guess drama is everywhere 😂

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      26. Annanmous

        “Hi I’m stupid” Hi, Stupid, glad to meet you and know that you have good grammar!

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    4. A fellow man who cant be stalked

      Does Kiwi Syrup and sugar and salt with bread enough to make me vomit?

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  3. Big booty Judy

    Y’all are dumb!! Why would you wanna fake sick?? I just are a big bucket of chicken and I never want to get rid of it!! But if you tape your mouth shut while you throw up it will allow you to swallow it back down so you can keep the food. That’s what I do. I love chicken

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    2. Andre

      That’s NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      2. Aimee

        Also if you get a cup poor milk some left over bread and salt/syrup and drink it spin around 50 times for sure you’ll throw up

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        1. Lily

          Yeah I agree this is supposed to be a website where we help each other not criticise and make them feel incredibly small for something that may or may not be in a way important to them

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    6. JUNEBUG

      girl shutup with that you have no right talking when your screen name big booty judy have several seats.

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    7. Anonomyous

      To not go to your retarded school with more retarded teachers fam.

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    9. madison

      “Big Booty Judy”, sit down before you hurt yourself.

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    12. lenqwanda boone

      Umm if you tape your mouth shut it just might come out your nose

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      1. liona

        haaaaahaaaaaahaaaaahaaaaahaaaaahaaaahaaaaahaaaaahaaaaaahhaaaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

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    13. Cal Wolfe

      A) That’s disgusting! Swallowing throwup can actually damage your esophagus too. Second of all, some people need to expel spoiled food, the best way to do that is to vomit.

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  5. Kaitlyn

    The ole lemons and milk thing works amazingly if you’d like to add that onto your list.

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    1. FakeSick Post author

      Thanks! Will check it out!
      You have tried it and it works?

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      1. Ellie Bradley

        You realize that by you saying make yourself throw up to get out of school is promoting bulimia!!!! It’s all fun and games until someone gets a LIFE THREATENING EATING DISORDER

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        1. FakeSick Post author

          We sure do NOT support bulimia, for this reason we have a warning included in the post since the beginning.

          If you are faking it to get out of school you shouldn’t actually throw up but simply fake it.
          I don’t see the fun and games in helping people who want to throw up but are not able to.

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        2. big man

          Stfu faggots u guys no nutin bout the topic educate urself bitches b4 u do all this… ps there not promotin bulimia they r teaching kids how to get outta school so get ur facts straight retards…

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          1. Anonymousity

            @bigman I think we all know which one of us is the most ridiculous and un-educated. Don’t post a comment regarding a forum post when you don’t know what the heck it means.

          2. Lily

            Clearly YOU have skipped 1 to many days of school, and no they are teaching you how to get something bad out of your system

    2. Brandywine

      I eat lemons with salt and milike at least 3-4 a week…..love it!!!!

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  6. Devils Version

    Guys which is the best way to fake to escape f from a math exam

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    1. Master of disaster

      I would go for diarrhea if you have the balls.
      Otherwise faking throwing up is not a bad idea at all!

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  7. helper helpington

    If you are a kid say after dinner your not feeling well then at 2 or 3 am wake up your parent who is more gullible and say can i have tums or a rolaid and at 5 am say you just threw up and you dont feel good wake up what ever time you do say you feel terrible act sickly and your guaranteed to get a day off hope it helps

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    1. vanessa

      Try using two finger (index,middle fingers) and put it deep in your throat far as u can and touch or tickle the thing in the back of your throat and you throw up easily or u could eat something disgusting that makes you want to throw up

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    2. Amy Nilsson

      Hi how are you now??? If you want to puke eat some mud spin arrond lots and then eat some off yoghurt

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    1. FakeSick Post author

      That’s not very easy and also not a good idea as you would throw up acid from your stomach that actually burns. Eat something!

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      1. iwannafakesick

        Barf or cold? Gonna try to barf then if I can’t a cold. Plz help me I need advice. Mom doesn’t believe I’m sick coz I faked it a bit back. :-/

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    3. Anonymousity

      You’ve got to be careful as you could very well damage your throat and you could lose the ability to speak. Make sure to eat something before you induce because you are just putting yourself in danger. The only safe way to vomit on an empty stomach is to let it happen naturally.

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  10. Presley

    I just did this I used a toothbrush use the back of it and just keep gagging your self

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    1. Anyone other than the plant in the corner

      Then, you,sir have dug yourself into a very deep hole and when you fess up, you could be grounded.

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    2. Jason

      They won’t take u to the hospital for vomiting if ur pearents do than they r way to protective of u

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    3. Anonymousity

      I’ve fooled my doctor MANY times. You just have to plan WAY ahead of time and also do it in a season when you know viruses are lurking [Spring, Fall].

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    2. Anonymousity

      Yes, but not dangerously. Your gag reflex is what activates once you do so thus ejecting food and acid from your stomach. Sometimes it can be dangerous though depending on what happens when your gag reflex is activated. I use mustard water because I pass out when mine is activated.

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    1. vanessa

      I know this is kinda gross eat mastuard mean to get a glass and put warm water and put allot of salt and put mastuard and sir it up and drink it all

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  17. Awesome possum

    How about crying until you throw up, I know that it’s possible

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    1. Anonymousity

      Yes. Believe it or not, crying dries out your stomach and makes it too small so some foods will come up. My doctor tells me to do that when I actually am sick and I need to get rid of the virus.

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  18. Just a Dude

    i drank like a tbsp of vanilla extract and feel absolutely terrible! have not thrown up up have been told i will.

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  19. kelsey

    Umm big booty judy
    SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRYYYYY weirdo I tried the fingers it works I kept gagging an gagging then I puked

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  20. kyky

    I just do this to get off of a dumb social studies projec. Oh, and that gag stuff may take a while but it works! And make sire you’re near a toliet or something!!! My mom has to clean the puke off My floor!!!!

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  21. angie

    I found this useful, not because I’m bulimic but because I have an illness that slows digestion to a crawl. Once in a while, it stops entirely, and vomiting helps a bunch. For some reason the finger method has failed me of late.

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    1. Kelsey

      Angie just be careful. This illness sounds serious and you don’t want to do anything you shouldn’t g x

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  23. Drunky

    I do not drink a lot, but tonight I found myself drunk on 3 bears watching football, I had never drank beer that much, I do t even like the taste much, I like wine on Sunday, but never got drunk, I want to get myself vomit now but I’m scared, my one year old and my 3 year old are sleeping, also found out 3 beers are a bit more than 900cal!!!! Not goodt at all… I want to vomit!!!! 🙁

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    1. vanessa

      Well if u want to throw up just take your two finger (index and middle finger) and tickle or touch your uvail and it make u gag and gag until u vomits and do that in the bathroom or outside

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    2. Amy Nilsson

      Hi need to feel quesy ? Drink Lot’s of vodka spin arrond lots and then eat some off yoghurt

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  25. Lala

    I live to vomit I’m anorexic I have been for like 4 months but for some reason I still make myself vomit I told my teacher about this whole thing and surprisingly enough she didn’t tell my parents it’s probably because I told her not to and she’s really nice.

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    2. Kelsey

      This is bad. Your parents need to know because this is a very serious illness. Anorexia is not something to be proud of. It’s a very serious thing and for some people has resulted in death. Please tell someone.

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  26. Lala

    Is it possible to be anorexic and bulimic at the same time because I’m anorexic but after all the times that I actually do eat I always throw up after it because I feel bad and really ashamed with myself

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      2. Anonymous

        What I usually do is eat something that my stomach will disagree with and then usually you will get diarrhea, this will sound really gross and it is, but once you have diarrhea then take something like a long piece of wood or something you don’t use anymore, swirl the toilet around abit and then make vomit noises and start to fake cry! It always works for me!

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    2. Recovery is a long painful road

      Actually it’s not possible. That would be classified as purging disorder. See: bulimia entails binging and then purging in one way or another. Simply eating a little more than usual is NOT binging as some people think. Binging is when you eat a lot more calories than your body needs in a day in one sitting (usually this is around 5000 to 10 000 calories in one sitting) people also usually feel out of control when the binge. Please do not spread misinformation about eating disorders, they are extremely serious and claiming you have one when you actually have another is NOT helpful at all. I have had several different eating disorders and I find it offensive when misinformed and sometimes downright ignorant people claim to have eating disorders which CANNOT co-exist (many times these people promote eating disorders which they know almost nothing about). There are more eating disorders than simply anorexia and bulimia. Binge eating disorder, ARFED, Purging disorder etc. I also just want to let you know that you can literally die EVERYTIME you make yourself throw up, you can rupture you oesophagus (which is extremely painful) and many other things may happen to your body. Also anorexia makes your metabolism as slow as a snail so when you return to eating normally even if its super healthy you will probably get fat until your metabolism starts repairing itself. I urge you to get help… (excuse my english)

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    1. smart alek

      Actually, you can’t really choke yourself if you mean like fingers around your neck. You’d faint and your grip w ould loosen..

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  30. Tobyetta

    No alec don’t choke yourself that’s not good sweetie

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  31. vanessa

    Dont just try to use two fingers pushing down your throat what i do is when I’m feeling sick or nauseous i would take a glass of warm water put 16 ounces of salt and drink all and lean over on the toliet and just puke it all out

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  33. Feeling ill

    I have done the lip challenge accidentally (long story) I have a huge bruise on my face, I have been off today I just need one more day off I was sick today but I’m fine now I just want to be sick without shoving my fingers down my throat what should I do ?

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    1. sup

      when you are eating drink lots of water and when your stomach gets so full it feels like it’s gonna explode, do to the toilet and suck in your gut. you will puke. and it works for me

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  35. Jenny

    Yeah ur right Bobby fingers down throughout don’t work. Is theren any other was to vomit without drinking or eating something?

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  40. Regal

    Also a good (but albeit kinda agonizing) way to puke is to drink a sprite and eat a banana. I did it by accident with a half a banana at band camp one year and it took about an hour but with more bananas and sprite it should go quicker (no guarantee and it may feel worse).

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  44. Star

    I leaned over, down so I wouldn swallow it, and slammed a toothbrush at the back of my throat. It worked better than fingers.

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  45. Mac

    I’m a model l and I’m bulimic everg one thinks im so cute but they don’t notice I’m making myself puke to be this awesome

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    1. Nope

      Mac I know that you are beautiful just the way you are. Don’t make your self puke to be “pretty” cause it doesn’t matter if your pretty if your dead. When your dead you won’t get the benofets of being “pretty” . You will be dead. So eat . And don’t make yourself puke. Cause then no one will care if your skinny. It won’t matter. Because you are dead.

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  46. Jessica

    I’m anorexic i was 130lbs when was 14 and now I’m 88 lbs BC of being bulimic to its gotten so bad I have to ride in a toddler car seat because I weigh to little and I’m fragile. I get u Mac

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  48. Emily berger

    One time I did the two fingers thing and that made me throw up a little and my parents bought it but then later on I threw up all over my bed

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  49. Hannahbanana

    I feel terrible, I can’t get the vomit out, fingers down the throat hasn’t been working. Does the teaspoon of vanilla extract really work?

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  52. Anonymous

    So what if I have an eating disorder, Thxs for the info tho……I am too fat….I weigh about 98 lbs. and that’s too much…

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    1. Jacqueline

      Honey…. the average weight of an 11year old is 110. U r older than that. U r making me sad😪

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  56. 凸(>皿

    Idrk the thing for me was the 16oz salt in water and then stop and then two fingers (middle and index) down the throat.

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  57. STACEY!!

    hi i want to fake sick to one stay home and two get out of a math test BUT i have my sport on the same day and i LOVE my sport 🙁

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  59. Dk

    I had gastric bypass 10 yrs ago. There are still a lot of things that make me feel sick, and the ONLY way to feel better is to get RID of it! I eat as much as I can, drink a tall glass of room temp water (NOT COLD!!!) and it’s easy

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  60. stillsickJay

    You gargle some raw egg with water . don’t swallow and wait until you start gagging. I only did this when I feel really nauseous but can’t vomit. I just do one egg and 1cup and a half of water. Just be careful and don’t swallow or you will be shitting for 3days lol

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  61. Lily

    Take a toothbrush and push it to the back of your throat then you will throw up. I did one time and it actually worked

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  62. Henkie

    Just add something sour like lemon juice to a glass of milk.
    The milk will curdle / get lumpy that way. Most ppl dont like the feel of drinking it, because they associate it with spoiled food.

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  66. The one random chick

    So…. Fantabulous tips, but I still can’t vomit. Haven’t been able to for 7 or 8 years, even when I want to… any tips I’m missing? Been told it’s poor gag reflex, but I gag perfectly normal, just can’t puke. Kinda desperate on this one.

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  67. thebritishgirl

    Dear commenters,

    Here`s my proven method for vomiting if you want another:

    So guys if you want to barf, take a toothbrush and stick it as far down your throat as you can without restricting your breathing. Your gag reflex should activate and what you have eaten will slide right out. If your parents aren`t convinced make sure you puke on the floor and not the toilet or sink so it`s more convincing. You might feel bad for making them clean up, so you can offer to clean it up yourself if you want. Remember not to eat much and don`t be disappointed if your discharge is clear, it`s just stomach acid. If you haven`t eaten much this will probably be fine, but if you have and it doesn`t work, you just get clear liquid, you aren`t doing it properly.

    Sorry if you have trouble with this method, if you have soft parents and haven`t missed much school this year try and fake a stomach ache or migraine instead.

    Good luck,

    Toni

    PS: Don`t do this regularly, it is very bad for you. If you want to lose weight see a dietitian or go somewhere else.

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  68. ugh

    I don’t want to go to school and the only reason my parents will let me stay home is if I am puking. I’m kinda scared to make myself barf cos it hurts, but i have to if I’m gonna stay home.

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  70. James

    I really ne d to be sick I have been ill for the past days and have my 3rd day of SATS and I don’t feel well to do it but I’m not allowed to miss it. But at our school, if you are sick you are not allowed at school the next day!!!!

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  72. Noa

    Don’t take pepto bismol. It clogs up your shit and makes you constipated if you take it when you aren’t actually sick. Just so ya know.

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  73. Callie Bandini

    Guys…….
    First of all, the finger method does NOT work, and second of all, the mustard method, and overeating method…… well, you shouldn’t even be doing that, it’s BAD for you! And also the Sprite and Banana method don’t work either (for me), neither does the toothbrush method. Now, I don’t know, if I just have a really tough gag reflex or….. I don’t know. But I’m just saying, don’t go around spreading misinformation, especially to people with digestion problems or anything like that, now I’m not trying to insult anyone or anything but, keep your critics to your selves!

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  74. Amber Heathera

    WTF I CAN’T EVEN DRINK ALCOHOL. (I know I’m sorry but I’m desperate because i have a really bad stomach ache)
    I’M UNDER AGE……

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  75. Slade

    I really feel sick coz i ate wayyyy to much like i know i have to vomit i feel super nauseuas but when i stick something at the back of my throat i gag loadssss but nothing comes up its so annoying… like i know when im gonna throw up but i just wanna get it over and done with to get rid of the nauseas feeling…. btw im defo not bulimic i promise coz i really feel ill

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  77. Zack

    I have recognised a pattern for my sickness and I’m usually sick once a year, all hese methods seem really good but I don’t want to be sick in general. I want whatever is in my stomach to come out anywhere other than my mouth, if that is impossible then someone tell me the safest and easiest and the-way-to-make-you-sick-without-you-feeling-weird-after method.

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  78. Zack

    I found a solution for how to be sick if you are sick. Drink boiling water. It’s healthy and it will make whatever is causing you to feel sick come up and out of your mouth. And also normal water but that’s unhealthy when your sick, even though you need to hydrate

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  80. Anonymous

    Why in God’s name would you eat f*cking dog or human sh*t. That’s just f*cked up.

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  81. Anonymous

    Idc. I’m trying these to lose weight. I don’t have a gag reflex so thanks for the extra tips.. though I’m not going to eat poo… Um.

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  82. Dr. Phil Graham

    If ur trying to lose weight by barfing, than you are an idiot. Ever heard of bulemia?

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  83. money

    ok guys lets be mature about this, CLM DOWN Y SO MAD THEY JUST JOKE AND U BE MAD Y?

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  86. liona

    one time at school i was eating too much and after dat i had to exersise but in the middle of exercising i felt sick like i was gonna barf so i went to the gym teacher to tell him but i couldent hold it anymore so i assidenly barf on him

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